Garfield.

Garflegm is the great cat-god of the Pile. He controls any and all lasagn, and you must give he any lagassann in your possession, or else you shall be 'scromch. 'Garfollomew is currently one of the ancient cru;ustaceans, and can scronch half of the pile with just a snapp of his toe''. you musnt fear he...,...,./.''

Gargamel also loves black people and will praise them often