Alpacatraz

sucks probably

Alpacatraz is, uh... an entity, I suppose. He kills all who come in contact with him and makes funky sex copypastas in uwu speak, but additionally can write in medieval english if need be. He is an idiot, to most people, but a hero to himself, meaning he is incredibly egotistical. He has one picture you can associate with him, and it's art of an alpaca drawn by someone named liz. One might ask, who is liz? We don't know, judging by his speech about her, it appears to be a former discord acquaintance. The only other info we know of him is that he lives in Wisconsin.

"I will turn you into but atoms, your bones shall be mush and your skin a fine powder, your muscles will be strewn about like spaghetti."

-Alpacatraz, on ???